Heyy Baby...this aint right!

Went to watch Heyy Baby yesterday...Sajid Khan's first attempt at direction is okay. It sounds and looks similar to his personality (well it has to doesnt it) anywayz...first and foremost...Vidya Balan looks completely wasted. She shouldnt have wasted time in signing this film, coz her expression does not change throughout the film. I mean the kind of woman who has been cheated by her lover, her father, etc..etc...rather it seems she is out for a revenge.. rather she didnt look like a mother who wants to give her baby the affection rather it seemed as if its a property she wants to own. So next time Vidya emotions and motherly emotions (or maybe she got confused between wanting to give a lover-like, mother or wife or daughter-like emotions) Yea her clothes well, they seemed as if she didnt have anything to wear (particularly where she wears that tunic top - a brown one with polka dots and all of that) that keeps on getting repeated.

Akshay Kumar is good, Fardeen is over shadowed and Riteish is well just about ok. The only actor who takes the cake and makes the movie all the more bearable is the Baby Angel. The initial half is good, keeps you laughing but the second half stretches and makes you feel now just get married for heaven's sake so we can get out of this cinema hall. Not that you cannot walk out otherwise.

Any glitches are that...when they get the baby instead of going around asking each and every girl whether they got pregnant or delivered a baby...was a bit too out of the way. Maybe they forgot the modern techniques of science. All in all they could have gone to a hospital asked for a DNA test and then voila...problem solved. But then it wouldnt look like a Hindi movie to you if they didnt keep you hanging and waiting for long.

All in all a good effort...can do better than this...maybe that would have made the movie all the more interesting.

Yahoooo....India is out of the World Cup!!!

For starters I dont care what the media says....who is going to replace whom, etc etc...coz is it worth worrying about it day and night who is going to be the captain, who is going to coach who is going to tamper the ball??!! Welll.....forget it

Coz I would say they deserved it right and forget reality hurts...but if you are seriously not prepared it would hurt even more...like the loss against Bangladesh says it all....and its the Bangladesh team which is in Super 8 and not us. Boohoooo....Now the BCCI will be reviewing this will check that and come up with what.....Last I heard was Mr Sharad Pawar saying that there will be two teams...What for? Who is more enthusiastic...bahhh....

Its high time that cricket is hyped and there is loads of over reacting from the public...lets concentrate on other sports and let the oldies of the cricket relax and come up with a plan that makes us all sit for the next World Cup till then concentrate on something that is interesting!

Bye for now!

Dummies Guide to Hosting For Mr Shah Rukh Khan!

With Kaun Banega Crorepati...making its comeback yet again...I thought why not watch it so we get to know if King Khan knows what he is doing....and believe me when I say this...I am no big fan of Mr Khan! And he should do things at what he is best doing at.....jumping around the trees...acting a bit (rather more) like a psychopath...and is very good at romancing....

But hosting??? Charisma is not the only thing you need to host a show, neither does the world wants to know what size of underwear do you wear, let alone would you be willing to host in a petticoat! Sheesh....And gifting a TAG to a contestant...how much money did they pay you Mr Khan just to do that? Obviously you have not purchased it yourself or you wouldnt be tooo willing to part with it!

Flaws that I do not want to be caught DEAD and I repeat DEAD while Hosting...

• Please a host is supposed to respect his participant! not tum, aap Mr Khan aap!
• Massaging a participant??? Which host does that? And you thought that if you do it the world will admire you? You should see the smirks on the face of the audience
• Calling people with pet names Venky, Googi, GOSH!....who has given you the authority?
• Never, ever keep an introductory song in the starting of the show....It does not match the sequence of Kaun Banega Crorepati rather the song looked like Kaun Banega CASANOVA!

There are more....and as they say any publicity is good publicity...Mr Khan for sure knows that even though he does something bad...even if he pukes, the public will sure want to see him do it even if you are not his FAN!