Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Dummies Guide to Hosting For Mr Shah Rukh Khan!

With Kaun Banega Crorepati...making its comeback yet again...I thought why not watch it so we get to know if King Khan knows what he is doing....and believe me when I say this...I am no big fan of Mr Khan! And he should do things at what he is best doing at.....jumping around the trees...acting a bit (rather more) like a psychopath...and is very good at romancing....

But hosting??? Charisma is not the only thing you need to host a show, neither does the world wants to know what size of underwear do you wear, let alone would you be willing to host in a petticoat! Sheesh....And gifting a TAG to a contestant...how much money did they pay you Mr Khan just to do that? Obviously you have not purchased it yourself or you wouldnt be tooo willing to part with it!

Flaws that I do not want to be caught DEAD and I repeat DEAD while Hosting...

  • Please a host is supposed to respect his participant! not tum, aap Mr Khan aap!
  • Massaging a participant??? Which host does that? And you thought that if you do it the world will admire you? You should see the smirks on the face of the audience
  • Calling people with pet names Venky, Googi, GOSH!....who has given you the authority?
  • Never, ever keep an introductory song in the starting of the show....It does not match the sequence of Kaun Banega Crorepati rather the song looked like Kaun Banega CASANOVA!

There are more....and as they say any publicity is good publicity...Mr Khan for sure knows that even though he does something bad...even if he pukes, the public will sure want to see him do it even if you are not his FAN!